<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1884391136094858285</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:25:30.794-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jokes and humour</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>katehudson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10938239702481532121</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/__hOSf_VUdak/SDwUiNeACbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/cnCDRoY0Mbw/S220/ket+hudson.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1884391136094858285.post-4290600467656198617</id><published>2008-06-23T01:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T11:21:30.077-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__hOSf_VUdak/Scp2JJTAVcI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/Ll9ZNVRZvRc/s1600-h/funny-animals-in-front-of-camera-01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__hOSf_VUdak/Scp2JJTAVcI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/Ll9ZNVRZvRc/s400/funny-animals-in-front-of-camera-01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317192209550824898" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;Two ladies talking to each other Lady 1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days?Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule. Lady 1: What is it? Lady 2: Sex will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1884391136094858285-4290600467656198617?l=jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/feeds/4290600467656198617/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1884391136094858285&amp;postID=4290600467656198617' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/4290600467656198617'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/4290600467656198617'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/2008/06/two-ladies-talking-to-each-other-lady-1.html' title=''/><author><name>katehudson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10938239702481532121</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/__hOSf_VUdak/SDwUiNeACbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/cnCDRoY0Mbw/S220/ket+hudson.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__hOSf_VUdak/Scp2JJTAVcI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/Ll9ZNVRZvRc/s72-c/funny-animals-in-front-of-camera-01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1884391136094858285.post-6904088740208794102</id><published>2008-06-23T01:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T01:05:48.932-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh3/brigettestreeper/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1884391136094858285-6904088740208794102?l=jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/feeds/6904088740208794102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1884391136094858285&amp;postID=6904088740208794102' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/6904088740208794102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/6904088740208794102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/2008/06/accountant-is-having-hard-time-sleeping.html' title=''/><author><name>katehudson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10938239702481532121</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/__hOSf_VUdak/SDwUiNeACbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/cnCDRoY0Mbw/S220/ket+hudson.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1884391136094858285.post-1491926534655257865</id><published>2008-06-23T01:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T01:02:31.438-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.coolfreeimages.net/images/funny/funny_01.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died... Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1884391136094858285-1491926534655257865?l=jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/feeds/1491926534655257865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1884391136094858285&amp;postID=1491926534655257865' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/1491926534655257865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/1491926534655257865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/2008/06/frank-sinatra-old-blue-eyes-has-died.html' title=''/><author><name>katehudson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10938239702481532121</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/__hOSf_VUdak/SDwUiNeACbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/cnCDRoY0Mbw/S220/ket+hudson.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1884391136094858285.post-2254460941050538386</id><published>2008-06-23T00:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T11:20:32.439-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__hOSf_VUdak/Scp141fL6lI/AAAAAAAAAWI/vkm7z6fG0Uw/s1600-h/funny_monkey_pictures.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__hOSf_VUdak/Scp141fL6lI/AAAAAAAAAWI/vkm7z6fG0Uw/s400/funny_monkey_pictures.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317191929355299410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1884391136094858285-2254460941050538386?l=jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/feeds/2254460941050538386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1884391136094858285&amp;postID=2254460941050538386' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/2254460941050538386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/2254460941050538386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/2008/06/blonde-woman-goes-to-doctor-and.html' title=''/><author><name>katehudson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10938239702481532121</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/__hOSf_VUdak/SDwUiNeACbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/cnCDRoY0Mbw/S220/ket+hudson.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__hOSf_VUdak/Scp141fL6lI/AAAAAAAAAWI/vkm7z6fG0Uw/s72-c/funny_monkey_pictures.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1884391136094858285.post-3143398058402674456</id><published>2008-06-23T00:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T00:58:52.459-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny jokes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-15-cents-stop.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jokesnhumour.com/"&gt;I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1884391136094858285-3143398058402674456?l=jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/feeds/3143398058402674456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1884391136094858285&amp;postID=3143398058402674456' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/3143398058402674456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1884391136094858285/posts/default/3143398058402674456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokesnhumour1.blogspot.com/2008/06/funny-jokes.html' title='Funny jokes'/><author><name>katehudson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10938239702481532121</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/__hOSf_VUdak/SDwUiNeACbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/cnCDRoY0Mbw/S220/ket+hudson.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
